nocturnaltestudinate
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

trollcollective

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

*You smile at her leaning back.*

"THIS chair is so comfortable… Or I am really achy!"

"Maybe both???"

"Hmmm. Yeah most likely!"

*you giggle*

"So I take it your comfortable?"

*you slip you mask off for a better relaxing feeling*

*You nod at her giggeling*

"Yeah but anything is more comfortable THAN being zapped in THE backside!"

"Yeah true its nice to relax after all of today"

"I don’t THINK I’ve ever ran so much in my whole life!"

*you shrug*

"Its just how my life style is also its good to run for health"

trollcollective

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

"Oh no no! I’m good! I just need TO calm down!"

*You smile widely at her*

"Ok"

*you giggle softly*

*You smile at her leaning back.*

"THIS chair is so comfortable… Or I am really achy!"

"Maybe both???"

"Hmmm. Yeah most likely!"

*you giggle*

"So I take it your comfortable?"

*you slip you mask off for a better relaxing feeling*

*You nod at her giggeling*

"Yeah but anything is more comfortable THAN being zapped in THE backside!"

"Yeah true its nice to relax after all of today"

trollcollective

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

time-ruined-fantrolls:

trollcollective:

"Shall do!"

*You walk over and sit down, well flop down onto the seat.*

"You seem exhausted.. Do you need sleep?"

"Oh no no! I’m good! I just need TO calm down!"

*You smile widely at her*

"Ok"

*you giggle softly*

*You smile at her leaning back.*

"THIS chair is so comfortable… Or I am really achy!"

"Maybe both???"

"Hmmm. Yeah most likely!"

*you giggle*

"So I take it your comfortable?"

*you slip you mask off for a better relaxing feeling*